Happy “International Everybody Let’s Tailgate Brian Griffin” day! You guys are so good at keeping secrets, I didn’t even know about it until I went for a drive today, and everyone on the road immediately jumped on my hiney. Especially you, blue Hyundai dude, 5 feet from my bedonkadonk bumper at 80 miles per hour while talking on your cell phone. What a daring, yet stirring tribute to me, making a special day downright spectacular. Thanks everyone, and see you all next year!